Today, I saw a guy gliding down the street on a longboard…the longest board I have ever seen on wheels. It appeared to be a 2×4 with the two axles spread as far from one another as possible without its belly scraping the pavement. Affixed to the front was…a jousting rod? All together, it was at least 12′ long. Is skateboard jousting a thing now? How would you even maneuver such a thing? I do not know what goes on in this world, I am but a disconnected grad student.