Eugene update! My very professional and accurate survey (which has basically consisted of me thinking, “hey, I keep hearing this”) shows that there are more Eagle Scouts in the Eugene/Springfield area than any other place where I have 3 or more friends. Using Science, this can be extrapolated to the entire United States and probably the world: more dorks who know lots about knots and kindling in Oregon than anywhere else.
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